- david
- 1. (David) (10300↑, 3874↓)A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
Author: TkTb http://david.urbanup.com/20984102. (david) (7780↑, 3361↓)a very hot guy usually nice and very funnydude he is such a david
Author: lalalalallaall http://david.urbanup.com/27381513. (David) (5921↑, 2903↓)A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.Person 1: You are really really cool, just like a David. Person 2: Thanks\! That really cheers me up.
Author: Tommy Kirk http://david.urbanup.com/27716044. (David) (4317↑, 2293↓)One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA FUCKA. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin."You are such a David for banging my mom and sister\!" "Only David could have raped Goliath."
Author: bamafan135 http://david.urbanup.com/27857005. (David) (2639↑, 1266↓)1. (noun)The name of a famous statue made by Michaelangelo 2. (adj.)A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it. 3. (adj.) A person who generally has great taste in music and is loved my everyone, most of the time.1. Have you seen "David?" it's the most beautiful pieve of artwork I have ever witnessed in my entire life. 2. Have you seen his hair? He is so david. 3. Did you know that johnny liked that band? He is such a david.
Author: Calculatortron http://david.urbanup.com/28513556. (David) (2105↑, 903↓)David is a person who rocks everyones sox. Yu wanna meet this kid \! LIKE FOR REAL. David IS HELLA TIGHT.- david yur so hella tight i want yu in ma pants \! :orgasm:
Author: HYU http://david.urbanup.com/28698477. (David) (1719↑, 635↓)A [BMF] that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night\!" Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with" Girl 3 "I tried to take him home" Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a [Tony Danza]\!\!"
Author: The Stig 34 http://david.urbanup.com/29064228. (David) (632↑, 238↓)A David is god. Davids are usually smart, sexy, and kick and Thomas or Alex's ass. Davids usually have extremely large cocks.Damn that pornstar is such David. Here comes "The David". Hes my God.
Author: David Adomyian http://david.urbanup.com/37081079. (David) (545↑, 179↓)A king of men\! He will destroy giants and crush opponents. He is a true man. Not only will women flock to him because of his strength, but also because of his stark intelligence and wisdom. To anger him is to incur a wrath not seen since the age of Spartan warriors\!When I grow up, I want to be a David.
Author: Coimiceoir http://david.urbanup.com/370625510. (David) (507↑, 154↓)Best hugger in the WORLD\! enough saidThat was such a david hug\! Hey YOU david hug me\!
Author: yeeaaaaas http://david.urbanup.com/375755811. (David) (320↑, 94↓)David, a hot young man. Well kept, and beautiful brown hair and eyes. Smart and funny. loves rock music.Girl 1: Damn that boy has such a gorgeous face\! along with his brown eyes and brown hair\! Girl 2: Yeah, his name is David. Girl 1: No wonder\!\!
Author: xxxDeathBySharpiesxxx http://david.urbanup.com/383146412. (David) (326↑, 112↓)David is a name NORMALLY only given to males. For some people, it represents leadership, intelligence and good sportsmanship. Many David's have also been known to share a differen't perspective on things (including myself)."David's so cool, did you see him get that touchdown?" "Did you see David standing in the rain with a smile on his face? It's like he has an understanding with the weather\!"
Author: Stingray-117 http://david.urbanup.com/362126013. (David) (248↑, 44↓)david is... the most amazing person you will ever meet..he is kind and sensitive..strong and daring..and he is gentle and sweet... he might not always think befor he does something..but thats what makes him so amazing..he is very very good looking..and oh he is a great kisser..if you meet this david..you should never ever let him go..cause if you do you might not get him back.. i love david.David you are amazing.
Author: khopp\<3 http://david.urbanup.com/430766014. (david) (292↑, 128↓)always juiced and looks flythat guy looks like a david
Author: helix_09 http://david.urbanup.com/227109615. (david) (222↑, 62↓)The meaning of Our Beloved One. He stands out. Very caring, active, seductive, and handsome out of this world. He supports, annoying, creep, and shows determination. He well trained at times, but can often show his weirdness. Talent and smart and strong. He tends to be loud and boastful. Also baffling. Where would I or we be without him.david is the doctor we wish was around all the time.
Author: jarehead http://david.urbanup.com/380442116. (David) (257↑, 101↓)One fine ass muthafucka with the hugest penis that all the ladies wanna suck.Guy 1: dammnnnn dude look at that David Guy 2: how do you know hes a David ? Guy 1: man look\! he has to wrap his dick around him\!
Author: TheGuyWhoDidYourMum. http://david.urbanup.com/397334617. (david) (171↑, 43↓)The meaning of Our Beloved One. A king of men\! He will destroy giants and crush opponents. He is a true man. To anger him is to incur a wrath which will instill fear in the hearts of millions\! Unusually charming and plays off of his good looks and devilish smile. He stands out. Very caring, active, handsome and seductive. An attentive and selfless lover. To him, the world is his. He shows determination. He tends to be loud and boastful. A man who is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. A man that does and gets what he wants while never playing by any particular rules. Sought after by many, both female and male alike but he chooses his lucky lovers all too wisely.That man is truly a "David".
Author: The King of all Men http://david.urbanup.com/418156818. (David) (150↑, 41↓)A David is usually a tall, sexually attractive, good looking guy. The term, "tall, dark, and handsome" may come to mind when a David is mentioned. A David is normally charming and witty, and has amazing hair. Generally, Davids can carry out long-term relationships, because they are often regarded as "hopeless romantics." Davids are incredibly loyal, and can often be trusted with very important things. If you wanted to take a walk at like 12 am, or just needed to vent, a David would be the best option. Davids are lovely creatures.Wow, I'm so glad I have a David in my life.
Author: mynameistommy http://david.urbanup.com/443783819. (david) (189↑, 84↓)David and goliath any david will always come out ahead david never losses david is a great namedavid beat the rest of them in the tournament
Author: mikielch http://david.urbanup.com/233496820. (David) (232↑, 136↓)David Hot Outgoing Person. Very Smart at the same time very cool. If has orange/red hair hes a keeper and overall nice person that will help you in anything. Perfect Guy.Person 1: "Hey have you seen David?" Person 2: "No, but I wish I Did."
Author: CoderGFX http://david.urbanup.com/363684021. (david) (191↑, 103↓)dacid a type of guy who have a very large part of him enjoyed by many and he is awesome in bed. very loving cares for friend and has a great personality about him he make girl scream his name the boy CAN'T TOP THAT. his dick is the size of fucking king kong. he easily love a girl to much especially with there names begin with T and are weird but but very enjoyale. not mater what he does the first girl he fucks he won't get over. and denies he really loves her but he's a tur sex kinggirls hope you could handle the bull david got in his pants
Author: caria http://david.urbanup.com/374072122. (David) (131↑, 46↓)Name for a person capable of maintaining a massive erection through hours of vigorous intercourse with even the most experienced women.Very hot experienced woman -- That guys a David\! Random guy -- Why? ......'nuff said
Author: Solid ;-) http://david.urbanup.com/411017723. (David) (140↑, 56↓)A guy that is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, but can still react without mercy. A great leader, all people flock to him. He also knows how to care for women and treat them right, while still wearing the pants in the relationship. To him, the world is his, and he can do anything and everything he wants. Though many girls flock to him, one of his favorite choices would be Alex, Ally, or any variation of the name Alexandra.Dude, that guy is so nice, he knows just how to treat me, he is a true David.
Author: Carlton1 http://david.urbanup.com/394252224. (David) (117↑, 35↓)Sexiest man in the world. Has the perfect cock. AWESOME IN BED\! People always say i just had sex with David and i orgasmed like 20 times. David is the best guy in the world compared to all other guys. David gets all the girlsDavid
Author: sexGod12321233 http://david.urbanup.com/449242425. (David) (139↑, 66↓)Extremely amazing and hilarious will always keep you laughing plays musical instruments is a total pineapple *pineapple = blonde on the inside, brown on the outside* Is also a gangsta with an amazing singing voice David's usually dont know their singing talent and therefore wont sing to anyone"Dude, ur such a David" "I dont know if thats an insult or not"
Author: pineapples_are_cool http://david.urbanup.com/393486426. (David) (85↑, 19↓)Sexiest man alive; knows how to cheer a girl up when they are having a bad day; can make you laugh at everything; serious but also can be wild and crazy; always wants what is best for the people he cares about most; gets along with almost everyone; is not afraid to be himself; is the sweetest man you will ever meet, you'll love him to pieces as soon as you meet him.He's a David
Author: SusieMcGiggleBriches http://david.urbanup.com/472918827. (David) (87↑, 21↓)Of Hebrew Origin, Meaning: Man after God's own heart. Mighty King, Conquring Warrior. Leader and protector assigned by God. Contemplative, prayerful and wise. A man of honor. One of true character, strength, beauty, [vision] and talent. Creator of beautiful [music]. Lifter of spirit's. Joyful, Playful. Mender of things broken. Adored and loved one. My gift from God.Standing victorious at the end of the battlefield, looking over [wheat fields of gold], David contemplated all that stood before him and all left behind, and out of his heart created beautiful music for the Lord, who is good. With joyful abandon, out his hearts abundance, David made beautiful music and lifted the people's spirits and gave them [hope] A man after God's own heart, David spent [time alone] seeking God's face. The [deepest water] or the longest [crossing] could not keep my heart from my adored one, David. On the battlefield's of life, there is no other I'd rather stand beside than a leader and protector such as David. In a [memory flash,] the [harmony of angles] lead me [home], to my [destiny], to be [only with you], David.
Author: lordslady http://david.urbanup.com/463296428. (David) (77↑, 29↓)A guy who does not share his feelings, keeps to himself. Does not get a hint when you like him. Everyone in his class loves him (even some of the guys). Girls get jealous and catfight over him. He will regrete liking you and say he will throwup then go right on and talk to you. Very funny, can be romantic, attractive, and sexy guy. He loves to talk. Does not call you back.If you date a David you will be praised, and worshiped."I told David you liked him and he said he wanted to throwup" five seconds later..... David walks up to the person that likes him "hey whats up\!"
Author: Amazing Anna http://david.urbanup.com/441602029. (David) (74↑, 28↓)Best lover, this guy really knows how to show a woman a good time. David is the adonis of the male world, he's the alpha male, the main man. This man is a million times better than any Adrian. Every girl should have a David, they wont go back once they have had a piece of DavidThat guy with all those women must be a David
Author: Daffid http://david.urbanup.com/454813530. (David) (58↑, 14↓)A very loving, caring indivaul who has a heart of gold,smart worthy sexy man. One who help anyone even if its his enemies.[loving][caring][ blind][true meaning of David]
Author: someone who thinks ur it http://david.urbanup.com/488072331. (David) (68↑, 26↓)A gorgeously awesome man. Contains a large muscular structure, and knows how to please his woman. Has a manly voice. Has been known to be grouchy, so dont mess with, or you might really regret it."My name is David, and I am all that is man"
Author: SBG86 http://david.urbanup.com/454811832. (David) (49↑, 8↓)a charming and very kindhearted boy who is loved beyond expressible. he's the single most best person to walk into my life and he gives me faith, hope and a reason to love. hes the person i would do anything for and life is meaningless without him. I love you David. if you ever get a chance to meet David, keep him so close to your heart and please, please cherish him.david is the most amazing....
Author: pinto.minto http://david.urbanup.com/504982833. (David) (47↑, 9↓)Though incredibly sexy and intelligent, a David is most often recognized by the size of his heart. Wanted by all as either a Father, Brother, Husband, Lover, or Friend; David's are highly sought after and if obtained, should be handled with great care.So there I was at the grocery store and I saw this man with his kids and I thought to myself... Wow what a David. I wonder if he's single\!
Author: David_Drooler http://david.urbanup.com/524005334. (David) (80↑, 43↓)Some with a beautiful heart, strong will, tough as nails but super sweet. Has a huge dick, enjoys the finer things in life. Has a bad boy attitude. Moody like a time bomb ready to go off.David is going to kick your ass right after we have sex.
Author: \\ss/ http://david.urbanup.com/456106735. (David) (63↑, 29↓)A hot guy with a huge dick. Horny beast who gets the girls he wants and is a sex GOD.girl : oh, oh , ooooh david\! david : yeah babe.
Author: 219239rin2 http://david.urbanup.com/478065636. (David) (48↑, 15↓)Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving\! And, overall, just an awesome person.My boyfriend is the most amazing guy, his name is David\!"
Author: SpinnerJane http://david.urbanup.com/526075937. (David) (36↑, 7↓)a sweet charming guy, who is funny and is really hot. he is so lovable in every wayAwwwww, You are such a David
Author: socrdiva20 http://david.urbanup.com/538015838. (David) (44↑, 16↓)A total jerk to the ones he most dislikes, but a hella nice guy to the ones he likes. Stands up for the one he loves, even if the opposite person hasn't truly accepted him. Has a funny personality, isnt always the nicest guy around, but tries hard enough with the ones he approves of for himself. Also can be pretty shy when actually seeing or making a move towards the person he loves. David may also get angry and start calling people a 'pussy' or a 'bitch' at times when he loses a basketball game, or some sort of activity that involves competition.David is such a nice handsome guy at times, despite the fact that hes a jerk\!
Author: Yurple. http://david.urbanup.com/529654139. (David) (36↑, 9↓)A king of men... A David is god\! He will destroy giants and crush opponents. He is a true man. To anger him is to incur a wrath not seen since the age of Spartan warriors\! Unusually charming and plays off of his good looks and devilish smile. A man who is both strong and gentle, he has compassion, is dependable, honest and caring, handsome and seductive; an attentive and selfless lover. A David is a man that does and gets what he wants while staying true to his morals. A David should be praised, and worshiped. He is dedicated and determined. Chooses his lucky lovers all too wisely but can love a woman too much especially when their names begin with T. Is known to have at least an 11lb cock\!King David…..enough said\!\!
Author: DAMnT http://david.urbanup.com/576421840. (David) (37↑, 11↓)Davids are usually very sweet and charming. Although they can also be tricky. If you love a David, you will find yourself falling in love with him over and over whenever he says your name.David, I love you.
Author: TheBrownie http://david.urbanup.com/516814641. (David) (42↑, 16↓)An atractive, sweet, cool , funny guys that I lovelook at that david hes so hot
Author: kep111111111111100000000001 http://david.urbanup.com/506050242. (David) (42↑, 18↓)Davids are usually the most amazing kind of guys out there. They are caring and gentle with a crazy and wild party side. Davis are easy to fall in love with and impossible to forget. They often have an incredible smile and know exactly what to say when one is sad. Loyal to family and friends David is the definition of perfectionSee that guy over there, he's David, and he's perfect I have never loved someone like I love David
Author: SecretLovexx http://david.urbanup.com/575392143. (David) (41↑, 17↓)A guy who can dance in complete sync with women. Flawlessly replicating their every move while simultaneously getting the woman aroused from the sheer finesse of the moves.Woman 1: Damn who's she dancing with? Woman 2: Hmm...must be David... Woman 1: How do you know? Woman 2: Uh? Does it look like she's having an orgasm out there?....It's David.
Author: Davim-slim http://david.urbanup.com/491910944. (David) (45↑, 23↓)David is litterally the most badass, awsomest, smartest, cunning, sexiest, charming, deadliest guy on the planet or any known universe. He took down goliath, and he can take down any motha fucker that stands in his way. others strive to be half of what david is, but no one comes close. He created swagger. You can usually spot david by the trail of amasement, awe, envy. but rember you wont be the only one trying to find david, he usually has an army of hot girls trying to find him, and when they do ya'll know what happens. He is the original "most interesting man alive", and will always be. There is nothing this man cant do, but there are many things he wont do. ...like anything gay, or stupid. If you dont belive every bit of this, you are obviously a hater and in denial, but once you get over that you will agree, and be in amasement and envy of david.austin strives to be like david, but he never comes close.
Author: themosthonestmanalive http://david.urbanup.com/523818745. (David) (30↑, 9↓)A man who is above all men. He reads the Urban Dictionary definitions and laughs at them. Some are accurate, some are not. Davids exude confidence. Qualities to look for in a David are tallness, excellent brown hair, sweetness, loves high fives, nerdiness, Marvel Comics titles (Spectacular, Amazing, Astonishing, etc.). A David can laugh in the face of danger. A David has his zombie survival plan all worked out and he knows who he's saving. Davids are generally kind to all who encounter them, but can be protective and territorial. Evildoers beware, because there just might be a David right behind you.David drives 60 miles down the highway. Tim drives 60 miles down the highway going in the opposite direction. They meet and high-five. To keep the universe balanced a hole is torn to the peanut butter dimension and there is an explosion of peanut buttery epicness.
Author: TheKarmaMan http://david.urbanup.com/542657046. (David) (50↑, 31↓)1. dependable, honest, a rock, optimistic, compasionate, understanding, reliable....... basically perfect 2. hot, sexy, AMAZING in bed, completely satisfying, blow your mind wonderful1. I'm so glad my bf is David 2. David.... enough said
Author: dancingkitty http://david.urbanup.com/459516647. (David) (31↑, 15↓)David is the name of not only a man but a god. He is extremely good at beer pong and all sorts of drinking games. He is dominant to all the "Chevys" and "Daryls" of the world. He can only be defeated by Chuck Norris."WTF David just beat me at beer pong for the 100th time in a row\!\!\!"
Author: c3004f33 and superman suck http://david.urbanup.com/492327248. (David) (23↑, 8↓)The cutest guy you can ever meet, he has beautiful eyes, perfect body, very handsome, real muscular, really fun to hang out with, a little short - tempered, but you get used to it. He never cusses, always leads you to right paths, and never talks trashI wish John was David
Author: JohnWhore http://david.urbanup.com/591920849. (David) (17↑, 3↓)David's amazing. He can light up any room he walks into. He's got the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen. And a stunning smile. He's strong, talented, &has a great sense of humor. He can steal anyone's heart. He knows what to say when someones down&always sticks up for what he believes in. He's the most caring, loving, and forgiving person you'll ever meet. You'll never meet anyone like him. He's real and will always tell you the truth. He kicks ass in baseball. Gives the best hugs and kisses. You'll always remember David. He's beautiful&special in every way. No one can make your heart pound like David can.That guy doesn't even compare to David.
Author: Lmfao1739 http://david.urbanup.com/603622050. (David) (19↑, 5↓)David Agtarap is a name used to describe a person with the qualities of a hero. He is truly a man. He may doubt himself at times but he is a strong, lovely, and funny man. He dances like a bamf, sings like an angel, and play piano like a rockstar. He is loved by many. He's on a never-ending journey to discover who he truly is. & I pray he finds it one day.Ex: Woah, that studmuffin must be named David. He's amazing(:
Author: Mwah19 http://david.urbanup.com/597969351. (David) (17↑, 3↓)A formidable foe to normal people. Intelligent, strong, and daring. A weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. A person who is really cool or awesome. Usually very nice and funny, and is loved by most everyone. Very good looking and has great taste in music, nothing compares to a DavidYou are such a David for banging my mom and sister\!
Author: TheRealDavid http://david.urbanup.com/593299152. (David) (21↑, 8↓)someone who is Loved more than any other thing in the world. The Love of my life FOREVER\!Wow, look at that guy over there he looks just like a david...The Love of my life\! King David....god introduced us\!
Author: You are my 1 and ONLY LOVE\!\!\! http://david.urbanup.com/591462753. (David) (23↑, 9↓)(n) a sweet guy who is a badass at everything from swimming to videogames to hugging. he has the best eyes, and has a kinda dirty mind. he is a great friend, and a cool rolemodel. he is a light in a dark place.Dude, my boyfriend? He's a David\!\!\!\!\!
Author: missy15yo http://david.urbanup.com/547568254. (David) (16↑, 3↓)A guy who is truly amazing. He is really into music, he plays guitar, and he's really the perfect guy. You can't get a guy better than David. He brightens up the room when he walks in. He's a great friend, and also a great lover. He treats girls with the upmost respect. If you ever date a David, don't let him get away. All the girls want him, but he only wants one girl. The one he loves. He means what he says, and he tries to prove it. Great kisser, and the best boyfriend someone will ever have. He will marry a girl whose name starts with a "T." The point is, he is the best guy you will ever meet.I wish [David] was mine. It's not fair he's dating her.
Author: chickensquare http://david.urbanup.com/599848555. (David) (17↑, 4↓)1.one of the baddest mofo in the world..if your names David might as well go to a club and shout it out as this in turn will lead to hot girls hooking up with you but be trendy as this will also attract ugly switches as they say with great name comes great responsibility. 2. Someone whos destined to do greatness as seen throughout history including the bible as King David, if you know someone named David consider it an honor as you will soon ride him and copy the greatness he doesOh my god that kid just fucked my mom. ''Oh yea he did that to joeys mom last week thats David
Author: jennifexx http://david.urbanup.com/543571156. (David) (16↑, 4↓)An amazing guy with a great personality, usually a very cute guy, with a great smile. A perfect husband. Romantic, and affectionate but knows when to stand up and be a man. Very protective of friends and family. The kind of person that will give you the shirt off his back. The kind of person with a great amount of courage and bravery."That man was such a David." "What he did was so David of him."
Author: ChChwHythis http://david.urbanup.com/603774157. (david) (37↑, 25↓)brown hair, attractive, looks like a sloth and does very well with girls with big lips."oh what a babe\! he is a david"
Author: dora lopez http://david.urbanup.com/480948358. (David) (40↑, 30↓)A name for a really dirty horseWow, you are riding a real David there.
Author: hotsoup http://david.urbanup.com/530360559. (David) (15↑, 5↓)A beautiful man with baller status. Often seen with his homeboys or a female. He usually has a wall up, but carries a sweet, soft side that is hard to find. Most people fear the David because he's a [boss]. Many admire him and want to be like him leading to envy. David is a lover, but rather put a front as a fighter. He's an undercover family man. Usually late to everything, but worth the wait. He loves slurpees because they're cool like him. The David is dificult, but a great lover.Girl 1: "Hey who are you going to the dance with?" Girl 2: "David, He's dreamy." Girl 1: "Sorry I already asked him. He's Perfect."
Author: tastyboo http://david.urbanup.com/591798860. (David) (16↑, 6↓)An amazingly patient and forgiving man. He's brave and strong and any girl would be lucky to have him. His favorite things include guns, airplanes and xbox. He's smart, funny and very handsome. And of course, he's a SEX GOD. Basically perfect in every way.Holy crap, I can't believe I'm the lucky girl who gets to marry David\!
Author: drk1407 http://david.urbanup.com/581898561. (David) (39↑, 29↓)David is a male that resembles a sexy purple dinosaurThat david is purple That david is sexy OMG HE TURNED INTO A DINOSAUR
Author: TEsixteen http://david.urbanup.com/491724662. (David) (87↑, 77↓)A person usually having a monsterous cock and is so manly that his dick has a dick(including pubes). He also has a talent of being able to have sex with an asian and a mexican chick at the same time making very beautiful melodies of organsim noises. He is so great that even though budda is his besy friend God still speaks with him because of his greatness.Wow, i had sex with that David last night and i couldn't believe how great it was.
Author: FirearmsPimp http://david.urbanup.com/347131563. (David) (11↑, 2↓)An extremly hot kid with hot hair and cute eyes who would do especially good with a girl named Stephanie. A guy who has EXTREMLY HOT HAIR. and a EXTREMLY HOT BODY and who is EXTREMLY HOT AND FUCKABLE.Wow dude your such a David body(;
Author: \<3gummybear http://david.urbanup.com/603780464. (David) (25↑, 17↓)He is perfect to me I don't care what others think about him because to me he is just perfect and the most amazing sweetest guy ever. Who would walk in the rain just to get to where I am. Who would stay up until the sun is shining. Indeed, you are the best thing that has happened to me my love. I am thankful I met a David that has a kind heart full of love for me.Me: David\!\!\! David" Yes BEATUIFUL\! (:
Author: jessjocelyn15 http://david.urbanup.com/526062065. (David) (11↑, 4↓)[David] One word: BADASS. Can make anyone laugh. Usually very attractive, tall and has a certain innocence about him. Has beautiful eyes that seduce your soul. Loves girls, and everything about girls. One horny dude, but completely lovable. The coolest kid on the block. Likes to party.Guy 1: "Did you see David today?" Guy 2: "Oh yeah man, what a boss."
Author: GoodbyeSunshineHelloMoonlight http://david.urbanup.com/605953466. (David) (11↑, 4↓)David is by far the most amazing guy any girl could only dream of. He's extremely funny, he's got that charm that will definitely capture a girl's attention instantly. Usually not shy about anything or with anyone. A HUGE flirt\! The hottest guy ever to walk on this Earth\! He's extremely sexy and the BEST in bed\! Knows just how to please a girl. Has beautiful eyes that are a mystery to anyone BUT the person that has his heart. Not anyone is able to capture his heart. Though he is extremely good looking and has tons of admirers he's still self-conscious at points. Needs to be well appreciated and shown that he really is amazing. Very intelligent and always knows how to have fun. Knows exactly what to say to make anyone feel amazing about themselves. His arms are a safety zone. Protective and forceful, will defend what/who he cares for above all. Sweet, kind, and very loving. Any girl that has David as her boyfriend is definitely the LUCKIEST girl out there\!I am so lucky to be able to call the most perfect, amazing, hottest guy ever MINE\! His name is David.
Author: tigerrr10 http://david.urbanup.com/583570067. (David) (18↑, 11↓)o..o My Pet, Cookie, Inu, Juicy and whatever else I happen to call him. He's sweet, good looking and himself, that's all that matters O:\< so HA btw. Pancakes.David nearly peed laughing reading all these other definitions O:\< nuff said.
Author: PossiblyPudding http://david.urbanup.com/536074468. (David) (9↑, 3↓)A Person With A Normally Huge Dick.1. Woman : take it out \! 2. Man : Ok \! * takes it out * 3. Woman: WOW THATS A DAVID \!
Author: DjpartyboiixD http://david.urbanup.com/606632869. (David) (9↑, 4↓)The sweetest sexiest guy ever.He is amazing in bed and truely cares for the person he is in love with.Knows how to please a women.Has a good attitude but can get very mad at times if you say the wrong thing.Will put you before himself.The love of my life forever,usually dates girls with the name starting with an H.All around great guy with sometimes a troubled past.take your time with davids for they may be shy and unattached at first but will love you unconditionally.Huge cock makes sure your good before himself.I love himme:"Babe that was amazing" David:"as long as your good i'm happy"
Author: lovablegirl http://david.urbanup.com/595638770. (David) (17↑, 13↓);(n.) This guy is everything someone wants to be. He has everything in him that a girl looks for (yes ladies, that means a big dick). He's mainly the athletic type and loves gettin' dat' ass. Ladies, this is the man you want in bed with you; he's gentle but loves to get dirty...and you'll like him when he's dirty. He'll get all down on you and trust me, you won't say no. when he's going down, he gets to work. Davids are usually have chisled muscles and are just amazing. You can't get much better than a David...unless your God himself. [ david's, (slang)dave, (v.)dave'n ]Nick came down on me likea david lastnight.
Author: Chafed Nipple http://david.urbanup.com/574330771. (David) (6↑, 4↓)1. Mexican. 2. Awesome and AMAZING. 3; Best Person in the whole wide world. Is super duper cute and great. 4. Has Adorable brown eyes\! 5. TOTAL turn on just saying, Very Unique (ad'j) Plays Call Of Duty and Minecraft. A person who is the best boyfriend.Dude, Hes a David, because he plays games all day ;)
Author: HelloKittyAsian http://david.urbanup.com/584700372. (David) (18↑, 17↓)I am video chatting with david. he does not have a shirt on and he is in his bed. he also has blonde hair and blue eyes and and has a large smile\! he always britend my dayses. he is HAWT AS A FIRE YO\! i sucked his popsickle, it was in the freezer and it was cherry flavored.david was in a forest fire, but didnt burn cuz hes as hawt as one\!
Author: pseudonye http://david.urbanup.com/528432373. (David) (2↑, 2↓)a guy who likes to joke around but can be serious. sometimes acts stupid but very smart. good looking.He is a total David.
Author: warrior42 http://david.urbanup.com/632019574. (david) (1↑, 2↓)A small boy that is quite poor and has a very annoying voice.He's car is packed full of rotten crisp packets.David : bye Adele:Woah why did he just slam the door. Dominic: because in his car he has to slam it to keep in the crisp packets.
Author: MCR \<3 http://david.urbanup.com/638581375. (David) (1↑, 2↓)A short, fat, smelly person who is very ugly. He cries a lot over nothing, and runs like an idiot.Person: Hey is that David??? *Wrinkles Nose*
Author: Skye Rainbow http://david.urbanup.com/636169776. (David) (1↑, 2↓)Usually fat and chubby. Drinks a lot of coffee and only comes out of his room once a day to make a shite. God knows what he does all day in his room by himself (wink wink)\!\!Guy 1: That guy is such a David Guy 2: I know, Fat Bastard
Author: Sarah and Peter http://david.urbanup.com/633496677. (David) (2↑, 3↓)David is a name bestowed upon sexy men of the Jewtalian background. Davids are generally muscular and well endowed in the lower region. They also tend to have great personalities and can always make you laugh.P1: Did you see that guy? P2: Yeah, I bet his name is David.
Author: FEG12345667 http://david.urbanup.com/627689978. (David) (1↑, 2↓)A musketeer whose hair changes colors. Also a Homestuck character, apparently.When in doubt, use David's typical comeback: "Because I'm the best."
Author: Definitely not David http://david.urbanup.com/616569479. (DAVID) (5↑, 7↓)a mexican wet back born in mexico who came across the border with shackles on his feet. a david likes to go mobbin keakin out in oakland and likes to listen to LIVEWIRE records and hang out with his bruhs. someone who desires to live on bancroft in oakland california, loves to shake his dreads and get the ends of them dipped in bleach and be sippin on some BO, SOME LEAN all day errryday bruh. a david is someone who likes to give his dopedick to all the fine females in oakland california, he likes to lay the pipe down on the black hynas , a david is someone who loves keak coochie and wishes he was african american, someone who wants to be LIL B's based god slave for the rest of his life. a david is someone who will marry a white bitch from oakland california named kreyshawn and together they will sing GUCCI GUCCI at their weddding and play DLO you played me . a david is someone who wants to learn how to put in weave hair and someone who loves his dreads nice n tight.. always flossy. he loves to swag out to the fullestomg have you seen that keak ass bruh ? hes such a DAVID.
Author: BASED_GODESS http://david.urbanup.com/599194080. (David) (11↑, 13↓)A guy you could trust with anything. Very sweet, sometimes flirty. Popular & will be completely nice to you whenever you are around him. Will defend you when he hears something being said about you. hard to tell how he feels sometimes. blonde, and tall.[david] [trustworthy]
Author: hoe.imyourworstnightmare.xx http://david.urbanup.com/589455781. (David) (22↑, 25↓)one who cums in only two strokesDude, my girlfriend Angie was giving me a hand job, I came in two strokes\! David, your a fucking minuteman.
Author: Bob McSoupe http://david.urbanup.com/511160782. (david) (1↑, 5↓)a penis-weener who drinks koolaid from pussies. He is a whorny baster who hits on every girl, and get none. He is a dick monster.Shut up you damn David. Yo david, stop hiting on my girl
Author: tylerdent http://david.urbanup.com/621248083. (David) (2↑, 6↓)David, sometimes pernounced Jub-Jub, is French for veiny hard bee penis. A person who has personality, in his own way, and is addicted to shitty videogames and anime. His appearence is discribed as a feral cave man, who can't help but to smack things with his dick. Fucks honey bees in his spare time. A David is wildly attracted to young male leprechauns, and vice versa targeted most by Irish sexual predaters for the looseness of his ass and the relaxed nature when under stress. David's can usualy survive for weeks only buy the nutrition provided by the up to 30 gallons of semen stored in their single hump. Is prone to PMS or acting women like, although he is probaly male. David's are now nearly extinct due to overhunting for their pelts, semen sacks, and estrogen. If you see a David, it would be best to perform a mercy killing with sand paper and a straw hat.If you see the [David], kill the [David]. Why? When threteded, they bare their tusks and charge unstopingly.
Author: MrPank http://david.urbanup.com/585112284. (David) (0↑, 5↓)Someone who sucks ass at school.Stop being a david
Author: caspien5 http://david.urbanup.com/586857085. (David) (5↑, 11↓)A nice tall guy with a cute smile that is beast at football and is a big dork but everyone loves him but he can be a whore at timesdamn you some much like a david
Author: Lil-penguin http://david.urbanup.com/596814386. (David) (1↑, 7↓)A person who is very RattledOh my God he is so rattled like a David
Author: ChillForLife http://david.urbanup.com/581468987. (david) (2↑, 10↓)david: likes to poop.david likes to poop
Author: poopmanthe destroyerthatlovesp http://david.urbanup.com/611174688. (David) (5↑, 13↓)A guy or animal who is hyperactive and screams like a girl. Usually innocent and nice.Stop acting like a David\! Haha you are acting like a David.
Author: Matthew Dunlop http://david.urbanup.com/582162589. (david) (28↑, 36↓)David is a cool guy, but disgusting and too hormonal. Could have a good time but can not keep a relationship. Not very smart and loves masterbating whenever he canDude, your being a such david
Author: purplechucks http://david.urbanup.com/519656290. (David) (2↑, 11↓)Ignorant, funny, crazy, video game freak, sarcastic, ugly. The type of person who would beat on girls especially his sister who is loving generous and say sarcastic things "like DUH". He stays on the computer for God knows how long. He plays video games till his eyes fall out. He inhales almost anything that can fit in his mouth even rocks. He farts almost every thirty minutes and the stench could shrivel up your entire face in seconds.use your head david
Author: A ROCKZ http://david.urbanup.com/581636491. (david) (11↑, 20↓)Awkward.Wow, that David sure is awkward.
Author: dwillis http://david.urbanup.com/546323392. (David) (15↑, 24↓)a somewhat buff man, unable to wipe his own anus after deficationAndy: "I had a dream with David in it last night" Jenn: "Wait, did you and him have an ass-wiping contest and you won?" Mickey: "hahahahahahah"
Author: Hoffman30 http://david.urbanup.com/524194193. (David) (32↑, 43↓)Blonde hair, blue eyes, and is very strong. He can be kicked in the balls and not feel a thing and just laugh. He has perfect muscles without even trying to workout. He is silly, funny, nice, and very caring. He is basically a martyr for his friends, he would sacrifice his own life for those whom he loves the most. He is very trustworthy and understanding. He is pretty good with his hands too, he beat Through the Fire and Flames on EXPERT on Guitar Hero 3. He has a VERY deep voice, and it's quite amusing when he is singing to Lady GaGa. This guy is my best friend, and more.He's singing Ring of Fire...what a David.
Author: somegirl136 http://david.urbanup.com/440047794. (David) (5↑, 17↓)A huge asshole that thinks his shit don't stink\! He lies and is controlling. He will put you down and try to keep you there so you don't realize there are better guys out there\! Davids are poisonous beings that should be left to live their miserable lives alone\!Man what a douche...He MUST be a David\!
Author: widowermaker6969 http://david.urbanup.com/602683895. (david) (1↑, 13↓)ok like this kid is straight up weird , once he had a jewfro like 60 feet tall , like king kong laid his ballsack on this teenagers head and it was sooooo anoying to look at like you would follow him with scissors and once he got antiqued and he got so pissed that he punched a door , like it was a hobo you see goin through your gabage looking good underwear to shit in , and all in all hes a good guy but damn , you do NOT want piss him off like he will judge you like he was god him self , like he will call you every name in the urban dictionary , and this kid is on habbo hotel like every moment of his life revolves around that game and another thing , hes never pulled of the shit , no not one girlfriend thats on facebook and is not a bbacon bitch , hes still my bro and i get by itthat kid needs to stop being a david
Author: The Unknown Black Creator http://david.urbanup.com/597679496. (David) (2↑, 14↓)A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong\! For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can\! David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own\! Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) aroundOh my God\! Have you seen her\! She almost looks like a David\!
Author: coolguy465 http://david.urbanup.com/583006097. (David) (5↑, 17↓)n. a type of spoon that is a size between a serving spoon and a soup spoon. It usually is difficult to organize in a utensil drawer. n. (slang) a fingerI just cant find anywhere to put this David\! I never really use it either....THANKS GRANDMA\! I just hit my David with a hammer\!
Author: Chew Toe Buckle http://david.urbanup.com/540733298. (David) (16↑, 29↓)An attractive and charming male with a consuming porn addiction. He tends to smoke cigarettes in attempt to be "bad ass", and flirts with all the ladies (especially ladies by the name of Danielle) Despite his good looks and charming tendencies, David is actually a self-obsessed, professional liar who doesn't deserve anyone better than Lindsay Lohan.I thought he was the man of my dreams, but then I realized, he's a David.
Author: straighttalker http://david.urbanup.com/521833499. (David) (2↑, 16↓)SO FUCKING RETARDED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, HE ALSO HITS ON MEN/WOMEN FROM THE AGES OF 69-96. WATCH OUT GRANDPARENTS WORLDWIDEFAGETRON-9000 FAGMOSEXUAL. NOT AT ALL A BRO. HE IS BROwn. david
Author: Anyone smart enough to realise http://david.urbanup.com/6065646100. (David) (2↑, 16↓)Perverted basterd. trys to steal your gf. there is two ways u can tell that he has a boner like all the time: he always walks funny and his pants are always bulged out wen he comes out of the bathroom. he dreams that one day he will grow a second dick and fuck two porn stars at the same time. he thinks hes all that because he is good at kick ball. he dresses like a white trash gangster and thinks it makes him look cool wen he really looks like a dick. he shoves dildos up his ass in the cubbys wen he comes into class in the morning. all i can say is that he is a stuck up whore who has dated about every decent girl on the face of the planet.Teacher- "David, what are you doing in the cubbys?" David- "Nothiiiing...." (Hides dildo in lunch box) "nothing at all"
Author: o shit that is funny http://david.urbanup.com/5912196101. (David) (7↑, 22↓)Tall. Lanky. Brown eyes that will penetrate right through you. Pale hands with long fingers that will please you. Intelligent, witty, adorable, loving. A liar. A manipulator. A foe, he is no friend, no real lover. He'll be there for you when you least expect it, and leave when you need him the most. Sweep you off your feet and then throw you off a cliff.He's David.
Author: BitterBitter http://david.urbanup.com/5386045102. (David) (3↑, 19↓)An awsome guy, kinda sorta loves Brooke Thomas. \<3if you ask this david... he will most definitely say his middle name is lee.
Author: lookapenny http://david.urbanup.com/5325719103. (David) (3↑, 19↓)A boy who likes to work on his pec until he achieves orgasm.David Likes to work on his pec to the point of ejaculation.
Author: David Johnson Pecker http://david.urbanup.com/5187284104. (david) (9↑, 26↓)david is..superrr caaa-utttteeeee(: really sweet\!\! amazing bodyy\<33 and faceeee(; really niceeee and hilarioussss\!\!\! my dad loves him..and no hes not my boyfrienddd,yett\<3 i love him so muchhh(:[oh hes such a david\!]
Author: pearll(; http://david.urbanup.com/6046810105. (David) (3↑, 21↓)Big balls and short cock shaft. Similar to a chode (wider than it is longer). But it is not wide. Simply short and rests upon balls. Usually hairy and bad odored.At spring break a bunch of people decided to go streaking and in the process i saw a David. People with David's should simply not be nude in public.. EVER.
Author: Truth_Hurts_Lies_Kill http://david.urbanup.com/5638153106. (David) (9↑, 27↓)Thinks He's better than everyone, always a bully and thinks He's always right, but in all reality is just an ASS..Man, that guy is such a david\!
Author: nooonnnan http://david.urbanup.com/5527152107. (David) (4↑, 23↓)Usually a person with a shrinkled penis.Wow\! Seamus has a David\!
Author: Seamus Gleasom http://david.urbanup.com/5781567108. (david) (4↑, 24↓)usually i bald and fat guy. sometimes funny but usually a fag. sometmes refered too as a fifty-threehey look at that david, i wouldnt want to be him
Author: sunnyhigh http://david.urbanup.com/5721107109. (David) (16↑, 37↓)A cheating man whore. Usually thinks he's gods gift to woman, yet doesnt know how to keep his dick in his pants to save his life.girl one- "Ugh did you hear about her boyfriend?" girl two- "yea He's such a David..."
Author: my_forsaken_soul http://david.urbanup.com/5088672110. (David) (19↑, 41↓)A selfish, egotistical wanktard who is the asswhole of the world. David is know for compulsive lying, cheating, philandering and telling half truths stated in such a way where it seems like he's telling the whole truth. Also know for having radical personality changes mostly associated with people suffering from bipolar disorder. Other than these small set backs, he is still not the person you would want to be stranded on an island with.Man, I really hate that guy\! He's such a david\!
Author: Julie235 http://david.urbanup.com/5682856111. (david) (24↑, 46↓)A David is a power hungry freak bent on world domination. Davids have haircuts and wear sweater vests. They don't have time for furry animals and run all things in the world. They take pride in throwing laptops and hitting people on their craniums. They generally travel in clumps, and enjoy singing. This is based on my good friend david beckham."Hey David. You are a nerd bent on world domination."
Author: ladygagaandgeorgebushcollide http://david.urbanup.com/4712012112. (david) (15↑, 38↓)Person who is usually short and laughs in a very annoying way. David has a very immature style of comical sense and has a very immature lifestyle in general. David plays the cello... well? He can be annoying to the extreme at times, but can also be slightly chill. He is considered to be a nice person... But also very important, he has the idea in his head that he knows everything all of a sudden, almost a "know-it-all" type of person, but not reaching that far; just trying to explain everything right at the moment of hearing it. You can also use the word "david" in a sentence if someone is talking too much about something, not even knowing the subject. But dont take me wrong, he is still a very cool person.person 1: "yea, and then you like, shake the salt onto the fries 3 TIMES\! so that it blends in with everything else, and then you have to like add pepper. But you have to wait before you add the pepper so that the salt sinks in, and the steam of the fries like adds onto everything else... etc." person 2: "DUDE\! STOP DAVIDING\!" [or] "dude shut up, ur being a david."
Author: personofthepeople. http://david.urbanup.com/4883571113. (David) (13↑, 37↓)Under-appreciated and taken advantage of during coachella weekend. He will take the initiative but it goes unnoticed or unappreciated. He will have the master bedroom, make no mistake of this.David booked that sweet ass house for coachella, but everyone is still whining.
Author: dr. oz face http://david.urbanup.com/4640109114. (David) (8↑, 34↓)The most gay kid in schoolthat kid is so gay he is a "David
Author: azzazz http://david.urbanup.com/5293048115. (David) (11↑, 40↓)A smelly farmer who doesnt take showers and doesnt believe choclate milk comes from a brown cow.Ewwww David smells\!
Author: taydice http://david.urbanup.com/5110716116. (David) (12↑, 41↓)someone who cant sing, not funny, and will never get anywhere in life. and needs a lot of help\! he is a very LOUD and annoying person who doesnt know when to shut up\!david g. from the howard mseip program
Author: most lovely beautiful girls\!\! http://david.urbanup.com/5049292117. (david) (15↑, 44↓)A guy who thinks he is a real player but when it comes down to it hes just a grimmy ass boy who tries to fuck anything that breathsDavid: hey you got a nice ass.\! Girl: uhmm i have a bf?? David: and that matters why???
Author: gjfhlasdg http://david.urbanup.com/4963317118. (david) (6↑, 37↓)a david is a gay and over dramatic person, who loves to fuck over people. he also things its funny to crash 70,000 dollar cars. yes thats right, hes a fuck up. and talks like a women. no joke. hes stupid too and ugly\!that guy is so david
Author: poobear11111111111111111111111 http://david.urbanup.com/5239614119. (David) (13↑, 62↓)A horribly insane, very smiley, tall, often smelly, awkward, star trek obsessed guy.Ugh, David is so weird.
Author: NKOakwar http://david.urbanup.com/4707381120. (david) (17↑, 68↓)david is normally very good looking and has abbs. This means hes also very much a 'doosher' and is a player. He will go through the whole school of girls in just one year. BEWARE : he will play you like a sucker and embasress you infornt of everyone , people you know and dont.ooh god , have you seeen all of his girlfriends? he muct be a david.
Author: hahahahhahahhahahahhhahhahahga http://david.urbanup.com/4433829121. (David) (17↑, 80↓)A small brittle man who will have or has a rogue tooth protruding from their gums, usually in the upper left side. They tend to buy fancy things to try and compensate for their small frame. ie. Fancy cars, big Screen TV's etc.Bystander : "Look at that rich donk over there...." Friend: "he's not rich, he's just a David trying to compensate for his short comings"
Author: Jaxosere http://david.urbanup.com/4375476122. (David) (44↑, 145↓)To miss things that are right in front of YOU\! Like are u blind?\!?\!?\!OMFG\!\!\! watta david\!\!
Author: ________ loves David\! http://david.urbanup.com/3755387123. (David) (55↑, 158↓)A weird kid in your school, is known to make noises relating to that of halo enemeys.David: *Mumbles crap* BLARG BLARG
Author: I r a ninja http://david.urbanup.com/3752632124. (david) (44↑, 151↓)A back stabbing, heart breaking player that doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as monkey boy.David is gay\!
Author: a girl who hates david http://david.urbanup.com/4136356125. (david) (40↑, 160↓)A back stabbing, heart breaking loser who doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as a fat ass monkey with big fat ass ears.David is so gay. His ears a huge.
Author: girl who hates david http://david.urbanup.com/4136358126. (David) (31↑, 160↓)The most adorable person you will ever meet, but he's already owned so BTFO. He's David by day, and Condom Man by night. Prefers blowup dolls to hotass people named Devin, which leads all to think that he possibly has mental stability problems.Person 1: Did you know that Condom Man's real identity is that David guy down the street? Person 2: The one always playing with his junk? OHMUHGAWD.
Author: devdev, ftw. http://david.urbanup.com/3781054127. (david) (51↑, 181↓)big cabbage retard whos obsessesed with rihanna and think every things a fair go and scans dog rectumschristy brown from my left foot david
Author: scandogmaddog http://david.urbanup.com/3837547128. (David) (73↑, 211↓)EXTREMELY UGLY - someone who is unpleasing or repulsive to see or hear ; also known as unattractive , unlovely , unbeautiful , unhandsome , unshapely , unpleasing , unsightly , hideous , grotesque , gruesome , gasily , offensive , horrible , horrid , repulsive , plain , bad-featured , ill-favoured , deadful looking , awful looking , frightful looking , nasty , revolting , sickening , disgusting , obnoxious , filthy , vile , rotten , nauseous , hazardous , dispicable , nausiating , foul , repelent , disagreeable , immoral , objectionable , and finally evil . CAUTION ; do not look at a david for too long . short term and long term effects include: nightmares, being scarred for life , blindness (damage to the cornia), becoming a homosexual, self-destruction and damage, and finally DEATH (most cases prove to be suicidal) .GUY 1 ; ... YO , is that a david ? GUY 2 ; DOOOON'T LOOK YOU HOMO \!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! GUY 1 ; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH \! GUY 2 ; i told you ..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH \! GUY 1 ; what happened ? i can't see anything \! GUY 2 ; .... neither can i . DAVID ; hey guys . - DEATH - R.I.P. GUY 1 R.I.P. GUY 2 R.I.P. THE POPULATION DAVID ; ..... ? ...... ? ..... ? where is everyone ?
Author: sjhmgbaljsf http://david.urbanup.com/4057505129. (David) (156↑, 294↓)A type of vibrating dildo.Susan says "Oh I had such a nice time last night with my david"
Author: lil computer geek http://david.urbanup.com/3083160130. (David) (35↑, 174↓)one who forces anothor person to have sexual intercourse by violent assault or forcible interference; violation \! to the extreme . [homosexual]DAVID ; heellooo there . MAN ; ... hi ? DAVID ; how are you ? MAN ; ... i'm fine right nOOOWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF ARE YOU DOING ? STOP TOUCHING ME \! LEAVE ME ALONE \! HELP \! HOMOSEXUAL RAPE \! HEEEEEEEEELP\! DAVID ; stfu . nice butt btw . here's my number . MAN ; - attempting suicide - DAVID ; heey what are you doing there buddy ? MAN ; - dead - DAVID ; oh well , i can use his corpse .
Author: slfgalifgaf http://david.urbanup.com/4057510131. (david) (58↑, 207↓)a hebrew name often a jew as it is. often fat and nerdyish but can often be a good friend. this kind of person can often be found in the dark room playing xbox live."That fat twat is gay" "Must be David" "Oh yeah"
Author: matthew kinson http://david.urbanup.com/3693787132. (david) (100↑, 260↓)92% of choice for asian parents to name their kids davidhey asian kid wats ur name?Its david
Author: asianboi http://david.urbanup.com/3178895133. (David) (110↑, 301↓)a person who likes to debate no matter how annoying he must get to prove a point. This person is usually determined to delete all girfriends who are dating his friends or rather try dying to make them leave his friend. no one knows why but davids get defensive of their friends.Lane: Don't pull a david\! D-ennett: You're a fag\! NEVER GET A GF BECAUSE I NEED YOU\! Lane: what??? Chris:.... stop making fun of my gf because she will hunt you down if u even try anythign with me.
Author: gregoriodarwin http://david.urbanup.com/3052625134. (David) (66↑, 279↓)A restaurant term used by reckless cooks in the kitchen, when announced, warrants the act of sabotaging food.Restaurant customer (1): Wha... What is this? I just found pubes in my sandwich. Restaurant customer (2): Dude, they totally just pulled a david on you.
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Urban English dictionary. 2013.